Soda...Cookies...Potato Chips...Anything that tastes good in any way...

That's all food that I want to eat but shouldn't. I'm trying to go on a diet, since 100 and COUGH-ty eight pounds is just too much for my 5 foot 1 inch frame, and my efforts at the gym so far don't seem to be paying off.

It always sounds like a good idea, except around lunchtime.