Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Everyone around here is edgy today. It must be a combination of Monday, the corporate auditors who are here, the new employees asking 80 million questions, the internet and email servers running slow as molasses, and just some general bad vibes.

I hope it'll clear up soon, but right now, if I get one more "Do I dial 9 with the fax machine?" from the same man who's worked here 6 months, and blatantly ignores the HUGE FREAKING SIGN hanging above the fax with instructions....someone will lose a head.