Still bad with the elbows

So those that know me, or have read previous entries know that my elbows are the least functioning part of my body.

Yesterday I was carving a turkey breast that a friend had brought over for us, and somehow managed to swing the carving knife into my opposite elbow.

I now have a small cut on my left elbow.

Still really can't figure out how I managed it, but I think I should be put in the Guiness Book of World Records, or something.