English is a wonderful thing...let's start trying to use it

Last night as we were watching TV, an add for a toilet cleanser came on. It reported that this new product both "cleanses and fragrances." Ok, I'll buy cleanses, but "fragances" is a noun not a verb. What's next, fragranation? This product fragranates well.

Then this morning, overheard in the hallway "I don't know where he is. He's missing MIA."

We better find him then! We can't let him miss missing in action!