Oh...

I went to the mall yesterday and tried on some clothes. While I was in the dressing room I overheard this:

Girl in dressing room next to me: UGH! I really need to lose my gut.
Friend shopping with her: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine needs some major work too.
Salewoman: Excuse me...I couldn't find those pants in a size 2, but I did find a 4 petite. Would that work?
Girl #1: No, a 4 is too big and petites aren't quite long enough on me.