Friends are the greatest

I've been pretty down today, the weather's dreary, I'm not feeling too great. Then I get an email from my friend:

Why is it that the same woman who NEVER washes her hands after using the ladies room ALWAYS uses one of those little toilet seat covers?
I run into her often in there, and she is the singlemost reason I have started to use a paper towel to open the door before I exit.

Cheered me right up. Thanks T.