Food that we neither need, nor will wear well

That about says it all. I'm still looking forward to a big plate of turkey with all the trimmings though!

All gone

My grandmother and sister left Saturday to go to Australia. They're taking a nice two week vacation to include visiting my folks who have been there for about 3 years now. Kind of scary to think about it though. A very large chunk of my immediate family is a good 30 hour trip away.

They'll be spending Thanksgiving at Ayres Rock (Uluru), maybe with a little Thanksgiving kangaroo, or crocodile. Or maybe just a hamburger, but topped with a fried egg and slice of beet, the way the Aussies like it.

I don't think I'll join them in any of those special treats, but I will eat their share of turkey for them while they're gone.

They really do exist

I thought Southpark made them up. But oh no, there really is a Swiss Colony Beef Log.

Oh no!

My car got it's first scratch. Well, more of a scrape. And it was my fault. I cut a turn too sharp and brushed against one of those yellow metal poles.

SIGH

You know you've been out of the dating pool a long time when...

You walk through a bar and a guy watches you go by. And instead of wondering if he thinks you're cute, you wonder if you've got something hanging from your nose.

How geeky are you?

Ever wanted to test it? Now you can with The Geek Test.

I was a "Total Geek"

And no, I won't tell you what answers I checked.

A good morning

I have my Cheez-its, I have my cream soda.